• A man with glasses wearing a gray shirt and a brown apron taking a selfie in a workshop space with stained glass sign behind him reading 'CRAFT'.

    Dan Lucero-Swinton

    My cats breath smells like cat food.

    Licensed Vespa Overlander

  • A muscular man with curly red hair kneels on the gym floor, shirtless, wearing cargo shorts, fingerless gloves, and a weightlifting belt, with a barbell in the background and an abdominal wheel at his feet.

    Dan Swinton-Lucero

    Minister of disinformation, agent of chaos, wheel building savant, resident road dog.

    License Pending

  • A glass window with a happy face made of paper cutouts attached to it, including two eyes and a big smiling mouth, with trees and parked cars visible outside in a parking lot on a sunny day.

    Door

    Employee of the Month
    despite being incredibly open and welcoming, has strong opinions about wireless drivetrains.

  • A woman in cycling gear, with a helmet and sunglasses, smiling beside a black, white, and tan dog on a rocky hillside under a clear blue sky.

    Jennie Stonesifer

    Inquisitor general, only adult in the room, has been mountain biking longer than you.

  • Portrait of a man with dark hair, a beard, and mustache, wearing sunglasses and a brown/orange zip-up shirt.

    Wes Bikedudowski

    White v-neck enthusiast, Garfield memorabilia collector, part-time balloonist.

  • Incredibly Handsome Man

    Quincy Jennings

    FNG, Chief Meteorologist, pop culture encyclopedia

  • A man sitting on a green John Deere tractor, wearing a red cap, black jacket, and blue jeans, in an outdoor rural setting with a fenced field, trees, and clear blue sky in the background.

    Rodbert "Guzenya" Bush

    Talks shit as well as he can shovel it, makes physical NFT’s of himself, once drove a zamboni.

  • A man dressed as a doctor standing in an office with medical posters on the wall and medical supplies on the desk.

    Dr. Leo Spaceman

    Slovenian. Disc brake expert. That funny smell means it’s working.

  • Colorful Japanese magazine cover featuring a cartoon character wearing a straw hat, holding a fishing rod, with Japanese text and the word 'Sampei' in Roman letters.

    Dave Salinas

    Small wheel enthusiast. Trout whisper.

  • A gray background with a default image icon and the text 'NOT FOUND' below it.

    Randy Silva


    a.k.a. Mr. Shimano
    You already know him, and he has something to show you on his phone.

  • Buddy

    Doesn’t know shit about bikes.