Shock Complete
Look at all those little tiny pieces! How you gonna put that back together? First you gonna need to gently place them in a clean sangwich bag, then give’m a good shake. Light a black candle, draw up a chalk pentagram on the floor. Lay the sangwich bag of shock parts in the middle of the pentagram, as you chant “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua"
After the sulfur smell dissipates, your shock should be good as new. If this fails, just bring by and we’ll get you fixed up.